Indulge in the art of wit with our statement tee, “You Play The Victim So Well, I’m Surprised You Don’t Carry Around Your Own Body Chalk”. Tailored from buttery soft, breathless cotton, this shirt feels as good as it looks, whispering against your skin with a cool caress. Dyed in a timeless slate grey, it pairs perfectly with your favorite jeans or under a smart blazer for that edgy office look. It’s more than just a t-shirt, it’s a bold proclamation, a friendly jibe dipped in sass and marinated in sarcasm. Best of all? It stays whisper-soft and vibrant, wash after wash. Throw it on, step out, and let the world in on the joke. They’ll admire your spirit. And the ones who don’t? Well, perhaps they’re just too busy drawing their own chalk outlines.

• Made from a premium cotton blend, offering unmatched quality, breathability, and ultimate comfort.
• Stylishly versatile, pair it with jeans for a casual day out, or layer under a jacket for cooler evenings.
• Our tee offers a true-to-size fit, available in a wide range of sizes from Small to 3XL, catering to all body types.
• Features bold, durable print that maintains vibrancy and clarity, even after numerous washes.
• For lasting charm, machine wash on gentle cycle, use non-chlorine bleach only, and tumble dry low.